August 2009
12 posts
“There is no off position on the genius switch.”
– David Letterman
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beep beep, beep beep, yea!
Summer is almost over, but not before that capstone summer holiday, Labor Day. I for one will not be traveling any great distance that day, as there are simply way too many people on the road these days. You did it on Memorial Day, you did it on July 4th, and you know you’ll do it next week. You’ll sit on the Garden State Parkway for seven hours like cattle to the slaughterhouse to...
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here, there, and everywhere
The Well has had a busy couple of weekends. There were several interesting observations and some exciting new ventures are underway. Returned to Zeppelin Hall for a Ratcliffe and Rico birthday extravaganza. There were a ton of fellow drinkers present and at one point I had to stop to appraise the situation. I realized then that I was actually drinking a beer while standing in line for beer. ...
“You so much as eye-fuck another agent in this building, I will deport you naked...”
– Ari Gold
Swarlos Vuela en Primera Clase
Swarley: Holy shit! I just ordered a Manhattan on the rocks at the first class lounge and the bartender said it's complimentary! I think I just came in my pants.
Me: Does he get a reach around now?
Swarley: I hear annoying rich people talking about all their houses and vacations. I might go blue collar on their ass.
Swarley: Raul is coming to take my dinner order on board. It's like a restaurant in first class.
Me: Do you fly right to the Canary Islands?
Swarley: I wish. Have a lay over in Madrid.
Me: Is she good?
Swarley: Yea, maybe what I need after I give Raul a reach around.
Me: Spanish people are muy loco.
Swarley: Si.
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cursing is good for you...fucking A!
Well, it turns out a potty mouth does more than earn your conversations an R rating: it actually relieves pain, according to a new study by Richard Stephens, John Atkins, and Andrew Kingston of Keele University in the UK. But that’s not all: you’d never know it from what your mom told you, but there are many positive, beneficial aspects of swearing, including harmless venting and...
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seinfeld reunion! (kinda)
Larry David discusses the upcoming season of Curb, which will feature all four major cast members. Speaking of the Sein, the final round of ‘C’ The Well’s Seinfeld Survey is up and running. You chose your favorite minor characters, and now it’s time to rank them…spread the good word and don’t forget to check back for the final results!
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You're gonna need a bigger boat
Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark.
Shark Week starts today on Discovery. You should watch it because sharks kick ass. You should also find out what kind of shark you would be. I am a Great White, which is awesome because it’s my favorite animal, booyah!
modern day deep thoughts
If I come home and head to the bathroom super lazy enough to have to choose between brushing my teeth or taking out my contact lenses, I’m going contacts every time…because you can always get your teeth cleaned, but you’re not getting new eyes.