Swarley va a una boda interracial
- Swarley:
- This wedding feels awkward. Me and Kelly are the only ones dressed up aside from the wedding party. We look like city folk.
- TheWell:
- What wedding?
- Swarley:
- I'm in Bluffton, Indiana, population 9,358 (98% white) to come to an interracial wedding. One of Kelly's friends.
- TheWell:
- You should take a poll of what the guests think of Obama getting the peace prize.
- About three hours later...
- Swarley:
- Dude this is an evangelical christian wedding. There is no coffee or booze.
- TheWell:
- Holy shit, I would go nuts. She didn't know that before?
- Swarley:
- No. I guess we just assumed you have a bar at a wedding. We look like swanky city folk cuz I'm the only guy here who owns a suit.
- TheWell:
- You should inquire about buying some land.
- Swarley:
- I bought a mega millions ticket in Ohio. I f I win I would buy this town and rename it the Republic of Swarleyland.
