Leave My Kitten Alone
The Well is considering getting a mascot, but I’m extremely lazy and would never commit to walking a dog in all kinds of weather. So I’m trying to convince Tooth to get a cat, since it’s relatively low-maintenance - automatic feeder, pooping in a box, etc. The most fun part, aside from the endless pussy jokes, would be naming the pet. My first nomination is Frank, simply so we can turn to the cat and say, “Ain’t that right Frank,” whenever we want. This will obviously never get old. If the cat thing doesn’t pan out, we definitely need to make friends with someone named Frank.
