Super Bowl Party

Me: What should I bring tomorrow?
Swarley: Whatever special drink you want. We have lotsa food and bud
Me: As in Budweiser?
Swarley: No as in cannabis or some guy named Buddy
Me: You should have all three
Swarley: I don’t know anyone named Bud. I hope I have space for everyone.

Would have been a perfect “that’s what she said” moment. I dropped the ball on that one.