- Friend:
- What u doin tonite? Goin to a bar in that castle hotel off rt. 80.
- Me:
- Is there a moat?
- Friend:
- No but there's beer and a wii.
- Me:
- That's cool, I think we're just chilling in tonight though.
- The next day...
- Me:
- How was storming the castle?
- Friend:
- The wii was stolen and drinks were expensive. Went to some other place and played buck hunt.
- Me:
- The king should be ashamed.
