They’re not that cute
Deer. The number of sightings in this area has grown exponentially in the past couple of years. All of that construction is actually giving these things have free reign over neighborhoods and it’s getting riduculous. I have had many close calls with deer and the other day I saw one pissing by the reservoir, which apparently has made me dislike them even more. A few years ago I saw one on the side of the road with its two back legs broken. It was struggling to get up by frantically pawing at the pavement with its front legs and making some sort of desperate cry. I felt bad and called the cops. They came and said they would shoot it after I left. Sorry Tooth, I know how much you love them and want some sort of deer/dog pet some day…
1st Official Minutes of The Well
I think Ratcliffe is more excited than I am to see me finally enter the world wide web in some form or another. I’m always putting down things like facebook and myspace and social networking shit in general, but ever since it was brought to my attention that a video exists of me defending the good name of tilapia, as well as slapping Woogie in the face, that I have zero recollection of, I thought why not start writing shit down so we can look at it whenever we want and have a good laugh. See said video inspiration below:
house party=tilapia shit-talking from john ratcliffe-lee on Vimeo.
“Do it harder”
Too bad I don’t have video of me kicking him in the nads on the hotel elevator in the city.
The following is taken from what I wrote on the back of a temporary floor mat in Ratcliffe’s sister’s minivan…(Ratcliffe’s mini got a little banged up)…
Quest for Sonic. In the minivan. Mans’n them.
To do list:
Bring a couple of girls who play instruments down to Australia to find Hayley Legg and start an all-chick rock band. She’s the one on the right.
Quest for Sonic over. Thousands of cars in line. Back-up plan - Qdoba. Ratcliffe got ice cream from Maggie Moo’s and it’s dripping all over his hand and arm. He’s pissed. Another classic ‘Ratcliffe vs. the Universe’ moment.
Counted 32 cars in line on Route 17 for Sonic. Apparently I’m ‘blogging’ with pen and paper, also known as writing…what a concept.
Tooth just “Awwwwed” at some deer on the side of the road.
“If deers were like the size of dogs, they’d be awesome!” ~Tooth
I mentioned at some point how it really bothers me when I see people openly littering. Tooth and Ratcliffe agreed. What isn’t considered littering? So far we came up with toothpicks, because they’re made of wood. Tooth said cake, but I had to veto that one.
Need to come up with birthday plans…perhaps that new casino in Bethlehem, PA.
Asparagus Man - worst super hero ever. He wilts in extrme sunlight. Super power is his pee smells terrible…he uses this objectionable odor to disarm evil-doers.
Much thanks to Ratcliffe for helping me set this up.
