For years we’ve been finding Bizarro’s of people we know. Cases include instances as far back to ZBT when there was an “Old Garcia” at the bar, to when we saw Bizarro Michael York at a hotel in Philly who ended up actually being Michael York. But here I finally present to the world, THE best bizarro call ever…ladies and gentlemen, the Bizarro Woogie. I snapped a pic of this disturbing doppelganger outside Planet Hollywood in NYC a few years back. He comes complete with the same beady, half-closed eyes, classy 5 o’clock shadow, and trademark broad neck as the original Woogie we know and love. Enjoy.
1st Official Minutes of The Well
I think Ratcliffe is more excited than I am to see me finally enter the world wide web in some form or another. I’m always putting down things like facebook and myspace and social networking shit in general, but ever since it was brought to my attention that a video exists of me defending the good name of tilapia, as well as slapping Woogie in the face, that I have zero recollection of, I thought why not start writing shit down so we can look at it whenever we want and have a good laugh. See said video inspiration below:
house party=tilapia shit-talking from john ratcliffe-lee on Vimeo.
“Do it harder”
Too bad I don’t have video of me kicking him in the nads on the hotel elevator in the city.
The following is taken from what I wrote on the back of a temporary floor mat in Ratcliffe’s sister’s minivan…(Ratcliffe’s mini got a little banged up)…
Quest for Sonic. In the minivan. Mans’n them.
To do list:
Bring a couple of girls who play instruments down to Australia to find Hayley Legg and start an all-chick rock band. She’s the one on the right.
Quest for Sonic over. Thousands of cars in line. Back-up plan - Qdoba. Ratcliffe got ice cream from Maggie Moo’s and it’s dripping all over his hand and arm. He’s pissed. Another classic ‘Ratcliffe vs. the Universe’ moment.
Counted 32 cars in line on Route 17 for Sonic. Apparently I’m ‘blogging’ with pen and paper, also known as writing…what a concept.
Tooth just “Awwwwed” at some deer on the side of the road.
“If deers were like the size of dogs, they’d be awesome!” ~Tooth
I mentioned at some point how it really bothers me when I see people openly littering. Tooth and Ratcliffe agreed. What isn’t considered littering? So far we came up with toothpicks, because they’re made of wood. Tooth said cake, but I had to veto that one.
Need to come up with birthday plans…perhaps that new casino in Bethlehem, PA.
Asparagus Man - worst super hero ever. He wilts in extrme sunlight. Super power is his pee smells terrible…he uses this objectionable odor to disarm evil-doers.
Much thanks to Ratcliffe for helping me set this up.
